Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
by R. Buzman April 06, 2009
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
by Mr. Woodchuck May 01, 2010
A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.
see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
by bobo the goat October 03, 2005
hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck
by gansta bitch word to your mother November 15, 2003
a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer
Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
by Dr Nogood October 26, 2010
New Democrats who follow the teachings of their cult leader after the fashion of Tom Tomorrow's Chuckles the Sensible Woodchuck. Often self-considered martyrs or victims for their cause, they disrupt discussion, distort reality and excuse-ify to non-believers. Anyone who questions their dear leader is ostracized and swarmed. Often associated with discussions of elm trees, lumberjacks and envision themselves as beavers but are little more than wannabees. They can be found over much of North America but have overrun a discussion forum affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.
by cornholio2 August 22, 2010