Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

an erect penis.

Related to a penis. Wood is hard, straight, and long.

The term used to describe a dry throbbing cock.

Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

An erect penis