Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.
by Devil November 29, 2003
by dsksldhfklhdslkvhflskjyuoirte March 07, 2016
Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood
she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails
by chap your lady October 23, 2003
by Paulyboysmith May 29, 2016
by Captain jack sparrow November 25, 2018
The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).
by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003