Urban Dictionary: Wood in the Hood

When a guy has a large and satisfying member. This is the male version of "junk in the trunk".

I could tell Jonny had some Wood in the Hood when he popped a boner. It was HUGE!!

by Carly_rose17 August 15, 2005

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Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.

Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.

by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020

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Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

by vinny125125 December 09, 2009

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Wood Hood

Slang for the typical male condom.

I gotta remember to pop by the drug store to pick up some wood hoods.

by logantrox September 14, 2011

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wood-hood

A place where cows and fields are plentiful, the most un-hood place on this planet

You been cow tippin in the wood-hood before?

by Eric moss November 13, 2005

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