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Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"
Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"
Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"
Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"
Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"
Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
by Theshocker1984 January 08, 2012
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015