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A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly
is that your friend in the wood chipper?
by Mr. Jiggs December 25, 2007
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.
Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship
by tmmitsss July 07, 2015
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A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.
Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.
by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009
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the act of ramming your wood into a vomiting female's anus, while simultaneously mimicking the "vrrrr" sound of a woodchipper every time you thrust into the anus; the inward thrusting should be synchronous with the vomiting
a girl in a skirt decided to yack through the window of my best friend's car, so i snuck up behind her and started the woodchipper.
by biganson November 21, 2004
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Any "doggy-style" penetrative sex, anal or vaginal (preferably anal), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. The effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.
Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.
by Woody Pase November 08, 2007
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1. One who steals the heart of many girls.

2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a woodchipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
by Clarediette February 28, 2010
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