wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...
that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'
by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010
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Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.
mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had
by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010
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one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.
"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."
by westweird ho December 03, 2006
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Connecting with friends while on drugs. Everyone is on the same wavelength and building upon everyone's energy and ideas.
Saturday night at darling reunion we were doing the wonky jive; roaming around building off words and rhymes while singing songs and being high.
by ktrose August 08, 2012
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When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010
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