wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...
by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010
Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.
by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010
"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."
by westweird ho December 03, 2006
Connecting with friends while on drugs. Everyone is on the same wavelength and building upon everyone's energy and ideas.
Saturday night at darling reunion we were doing the wonky jive; roaming around building off words and rhymes while singing songs and being high.
by ktrose August 08, 2012
When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010

