another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup
jeff- “we should make some wonky slush” 😏
by alibuz January 11, 2021
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Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
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When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `
I watched Wonky Spooks house three bananas and then he went to the BR for 20 minutes to yank it.
by Acecutlets March 05, 2012
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an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other
That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?
by anm4a June 28, 2004
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While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~
Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!
by cyndeejoy July 08, 2011
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Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.
That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.
by Amby1986 October 15, 2010
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A deformation of the Eye, where one looks at you and the other in a competely different direction causing the observer to feel physically nausiated. It is especially common in people from small towns such as Cargo, NSW.
Are you looking at me? I can't tell because of your Wonky Eye
by ap121 November 23, 2010
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