Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

another name for a penis. aka love muscle.

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.

The act of being crooked or messed up.