The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Wow! John has a real Wonker.
by SizesDefined December 02, 2016
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A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
by Mib 001 December 19, 2003
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Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015
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A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.
“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”
by Bohuslava April 03, 2021
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Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
by hodolee January 31, 2009
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A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!
Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!
by *.*.* April 20, 2004
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Wonker: Derogatory word used to describe white people as being pathetic, worthless, boring, useless wastes of space. Used to make the white man a subordinate to all blacks, as if they are inhuman. Equivalent to a grown white man calling a grown black man "boy".

Wigglet: Smaller, more challenged, more unimportant version of a wonker. Less respect for them, not even from there own kind, i.e wonkers. Usually a child or mentally harmed/disabled.

This is the beginning stage of black youth controlling whites and soon taking over the world with other black leaders.
Khels: Hey Andre look at that pathetic looking wonker, John over there

Andre: Hahaha, no Master Chief #2, that there is a wigglet.
by CheifMaster#2 March 08, 2011
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