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The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
by SizesDefined December 02, 2016
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by AxonL July 20, 2021
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A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.
by Bohuslava April 03, 2021
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Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
by hodolee January 31, 2009
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means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy
4) with no s (wonker) means penis
4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
by not conceited May 29, 2006