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The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Wow! John has a real Wonker.
by SizesDefined December 02, 2016
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A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
by Mib 001 December 19, 2003
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Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015
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A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.
“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”
by Bohuslava April 03, 2021
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Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
by hodolee January 31, 2009
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means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
by not conceited May 29, 2006
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