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A woman boner

Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.

You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.
Woman: "Wow, hes dead sexy, I got a woner as soon as he walked in.."

Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"
by KDanger406 June 10, 2010
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Arousal from delicious homemade waffles.
These homemade waffles are so delicious I'm getting a woner.
by Woner mistress June 13, 2013
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1. Nickname for a tall, lanky pale white kid.

2. Can be used as a substitue for boner.
Bill: Did you see that tall white kid?
Jim: Oh you mean that woner.
by gunitcoach May 03, 2005
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A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.
I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!
by sweatypillows December 10, 2009
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