Urban Dictionary: Wolk

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Another spelling for the the word "Woke". Both mean the past tense of "Wake" and both are pronounced the same way......Try it.

i wolk up at 4 o'clock in the morning!

by Mrs. Sneaky Butcher June 24, 2009

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cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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Wolk

People who claim to be woke—alert and aware of what is going on, especially in matters pertaining to social justice—but in reality are anything but.

Black Man #1: "I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She was tall, slim, white-

Black Man #2: "Did-did you just say 'white'?!"

Black Man #1: "...yyyeeaahh?-

Black Man #2: "You CAN'T be attracted to white girls, Brother! You can only date people of your OWN race. Man, get woke!"

Black Man #1: "Woke? Maaan, with that attitude, you're just wolk."

by Pajama_Pianist February 22, 2019

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Wolk

When you are waken up.

Austin said 'wolk' is not a word but it is, DAMNIT!

by Skyeeee May 16, 2008

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wolk

a Bitch that nobody gives a fuck about. And is #loneronthehill. Fuk u :)

You're such a fucking wolk, Bethany!!

by Hot mama Hershey April 27, 2018

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wolk

a life form symbiotic with a human asshole, and or a douche bag.

(2) a male who fucks chickens AKA a
"Chicken Fucker"

"Dude you are such a wolk".

by ker bunnz April 14, 2009

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Wolk

Akronym of Wrath of the Lich-King, the upcoming expansion for the very popular MMORPG World of Warcraft.

Wotlk can aslo be used as an alternative as a short for Wrath of the Lich-King.

-Yay, Blizz said that Wolk is being released in Febuary! Omg i cant wait.
-Im guessing July, you can never count on blizz regarding release dates.

by Johan Wallmén-Westerlund October 04, 2007

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