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An extreme version of whipped, applying specifically to your Asian mates.
Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.
by captkooked April 29, 2018
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An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.
Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
by captkooked May 01, 2018
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