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A person who always sounds drunk when they speak (even when not drunk). A combination of word and squiffy.
"Alan has a woffy voice, sometimes I can't even understand him!"
by ghostkid March 27, 2017
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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