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When a nasty smell blankets an entire area.
After Sandy visited the bathroom, a disgusting stench woffed through the entire house.
by Kb1207 November 22, 2014
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Completely unrelated to the word woof. It's like, when you're really messed up on drugs, and you start rambling and saying a bunch of stupid crap, you invent new words. Woff is one of those words. It has nothing to do with anything.
(While under the influence of drugs) I feel woff. Woff. Don't forget the woff, I have feeling 'bout woff.
by Jakobo April 23, 2004
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Bizzare noise made by Att. (See Att)
Look!! It's an Att! Maybe it will say "Woff" and digest us!!!
by Dexter November 19, 2004
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To eat food quickly using your hands.

Often used at lunch time, with finger food, or with fast food after a night at the boozer.
Colloquial term from the West Midlands, England, UK.
Terry:" Pass me the garlic bread, Ima woff that down."
Jimbo:"Did you see Jake eating those chicken wings, he woffed them down"
Sophie:"You are woffing those down"
by joskie August 01, 2019
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A wannabe goth, A woff, Someone who acts depressed, shows no emotion and listen's to screamo, claming its goth, also does not own any goth clothes but says their clothes are goth when their not.
"Hey look at this band their so goth! *shows screamo band or punk band* Also ive got some bright red jeans coming in the mail soon, ill be so goth" A woff
by Ihatewemos January 04, 2012
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