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An alcohol-related injury, commonly massive bruises and tenderness, in response to a night of excessive drinking and partying. This injury has no explanation, nor does the recipient have a recollection of any event that would warrant such a wound, as these occur during "blackout" events.
Don: Hey Drew! You were fucking smashed last night man. I mean licking the floor drunk!

Drew: Well maybe that can explain this fucking wobigawk. Man I am sore...

Don: Whoa! I haven't seen anything like that since Jesus Christ wore short pants.
by Doomic December 14, 2009
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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