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A very small penis!!! commonly with the name peanut or garret. and enjoys shiting on femals chest and then eating it when hes done. then goes home and masterbates to what he has done.
man that shit was huge Wobbly Dick!! but it was very good!!
by afroman:) May 24, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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