John Partyplaza: Oh man, was at this all-lesbian jello-wrestling party last night, and all these chicks kept trying to get me to "save" them...and then after all the sex and jello i found a penny...it was wizard-bitchin'!

Peter Notquiteascool: Well i made myself some soup..it was kinda tasty but not great...

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"