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Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018
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Derogatory reference of the type of people you associate with world class nerds with 0 social skills, pale skin, and most likely a virgin
As the basement dweller continued to talk shit over the lobby chat, with a slight lisp, I thought to myself how much of an absolute wizard this kid was.
by _pabl0 December 28, 2020
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Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.
"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"
by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016
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Cool ((((:
(From Juno)
"Hey mom! Did you just dye your hair purple?" "Yeah I sure did!" "Thats so wizard!"
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by WIzarD9274simes45fingres March 31, 2021
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The act of ingesting both LSD and shrooms at the same time. Usually performed after a long night. Involves a spiritual trip in which you feel you know everything about everything.
Hayden you're doing a Wizard right now bro.
by The Wizard Inducer October 22, 2020
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