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A 30+ year old virgin.
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by herpaderpajerka February 01, 2012
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one who does not think through or foresee the consequences of an action, with disaterous results.
your sucha wizard.
by dan and ben February 09, 2003
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A term used to denote marijuana. Best used whilst in front of authority figures, or when making a simple jest to a friend. Due to the obvious magic inducing powers of marijuana, those who partake of it become witches and warlocks themselves.
"OH SHIT DUDE! THAT'S A HUGE BAG OF WIZARD!"

"Fuck yeah man, we're about to get magical."
by The Morganic Morganism April 11, 2010
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This word is an umbrella term for both urine and faeces for use in semi-polite (metnally ill) company.

1. "to do a wizard"
2. "to have a wizard"
"oh man, i've gotta go for a wizard"

"that last wizard came out all pointy"

"hey dan, how do you fancy doing a wizard on me tonight?"
by Candiclaus February 01, 2009
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weed that you bought from someone bud you dont get high off of it.

That nigger sold me some of that wizard weed, and i somked 4 bllunts in a row and wasnt high.
okie doke weed
by Patricio EL Burro January 01, 2006
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