A 30+ year old virgin.
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by herpaderpajerka February 01, 2012
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A Spellcaster that learned their Magic, has access to many spells. A Wizard is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.
Blackpowder learned his magic at a school, thus, he is a wizard.
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When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.
Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard....
by HolidayAwesomeGuy February 08, 2012
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nickname for military psychologists and psychiatrists, which signifies these individuals‘ seemingly magical ability to make a service member disappear from the military after having diagnosed him or her with a serious mental disorder.
The wizard got that coporal discharged from the marine corps.
by littlegene October 21, 2010
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Used to describe some kind of social deviant, someone dirty, unsuccessful, poor, weird looking, ugly, greasy etc.
Holy fuck Matt, look at that wizard!

Damn! Look at all that UFC shirt!
by Pantera99 September 23, 2009
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Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.
FatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)
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Another word for awesome, cool, alright, superific, fantabulous, totally frickin' amazing or any other positive word you can think of :)
'Hey dude, d'ya like beans?'
'Yeah i like beans'
'Wizard'
by helloilikebeansdoyoulikebeans September 28, 2011
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