A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
by I like the thicc Bois January 04, 2019
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An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.
“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”
by Energylilith January 05, 2021
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When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.
"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'
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Is a slang term for ones butt hole.
John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.
by The wizard 69 January 25, 2016
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Tyler1 but better and plays fortnite and has the worst mic on the entire twitch
dude #99999999999999999: yo dude #10000000000000000 you ever seen wizard yensid?
dude #10000000000000000: yeah he is my favourite twitch streamer
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