wixe

to call someone "wixe" is to basically call them jizz or cum

"shut up you damn wixe head"

by kampf June 22, 2008

WIX

Lesbian - based on the acronym "woman in comfortable shoes"
Pronounced with a long "s" sound at the end - wicssssss

Steve - Dude, check out the blond in the corner!

Matt - Wastin' your time man, she's a wix

by timmysheen July 27, 2011

Wixing

The act of "word mixing". Abreviating 2 words and mixing them together.

"You should've seen the size this chicks nipples!! there was like big slices of peperonni!"

"So they were Pipples??"

"Awesome Wixing dude"

by House of Filth September 23, 2008

wix

One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.

"Im getting drunk timmy pooh "lol" i need another glass of bourbon "lol" i can hardly stand even though im sitting "lol" im such a wix "lol"

by marc February 12, 2004

Wix Fon

Aydeen’s only treatment for when “it’s IMPH time” and when he throws crackers across the room. Originally spelled “Wick’s Phone” but later changed to “Wix Fon” after the Wix Fon Factory was created.

I was hoping we could do a collaboration. The start will commence on Wix Fon.

by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 3, 2018

mords wixed

when you've had a few beverages or your brain is just not working/overtired, you mix up the first letter of words and end up with a completely nonsensical statement

Girl: I so just downloaded the 4th Weason of Seeds!

Boy: Babe you got your mords wixed! don't you mean the 4th Season of Weeds?

by zanussik May 1, 2009

Wixing Your Mords

When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning

Examples:

"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."

Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!

by Dennypeg March 26, 2010