Term used to describe two ends of a spectrum. Love/Hate. Good/Evil because if one has four wives they are bound to experience a wide range of emotions. Can also be used as "fuck you".
Abdullah Sohail makes me feel like I have four wives.
by Waldorf February 18, 2016
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The best band of all time. An indie-folk band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, they describe themselves as "home grown indie-folk outfit from Grand Rapids, Michigan that defies musical stereotypes." Sounds kinda pretentious, but they're a great band.
My favorite song by The Crane Wives is Hollow Moon.
by Rennie22 October 06, 2020
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The worst show on television glorifying "crazy ass" ( technical term) Mormons in polygamist relationships. John Smith the creator of the Mormon religion was visited by an angel, "who revealed the location of a buried book of golden plates as well as other artifacts, including a breastplate and a set of silver spectacles with lenses composed of seer stones". The golden plates, artifacts, breastplate and silver spectacles (with seer stone lenses, of course!) vanished but now we have a new religion which allows members of the church to reproduce at high rates by marrying 4 or more women and having 1 to 6 children per wife. In short "sister wives" is defined as a show depicting the insanity of an occult.
If i was sister wives - ing it up id never have to cook, do laundry, or anything other than hook up with chicks on the daily
by captainplanet, your hero March 19, 2011
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A plural from of trophy wife and it is also a lyric from a Panic At The Disco song "Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage"
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
by rentemspoons414 July 27, 2006
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The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.
1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy

2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?

3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
by Stu Katz December 15, 2020
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The politically correct of wise tale, or an epithet used to indicate that a supposed truth is actually a superstition or something untrue, to be ridiculed.
"Don't swallow gum or it will stay in your stomach for seven years."
"Mom that's an old wives tale"
by Kubie1008 January 10, 2017
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What the kids today say if something's cool or rad
Hey Jack, check out that judges beard. It’s so ditch the wives.

*breaks chair*
Man that was so not ditch the wives!
by Load.... January 29, 2021
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