Wit Lib is what causes an Eiffle Tower. other wise known as a high 5 during a threesome in a library!
man i got wit libe other night....
you up for a wit lib babe?......
you, me and my mate...Wit Lib!!!
by mr.py master January 11, 2012
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A quick look around to check for witnesses before you proceed to beat someone's ass or worse.
Punchy Paul did a witness check before mugging Oblivious Aaron.
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A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
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Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything
by LightViperUS October 05, 2021
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You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)
Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla

Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10

Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!
by Melodicvoice August 19, 2017
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The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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