Urban Dictionary: Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 08, 2004

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wit

its stands for what in tarnation

“WIT are you doing”

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WIT

THE ABILITY TO SAY CLEVER AND AMUSING THINGS

Tenali is famous for his wit and intelligence

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Wit

With it/ with depending on how u use it

John: damn steve is pulling. Did you see his story?
James: hell yeah. He nice wit

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Wit

"wit" is the Scottish slang for what

"wit" ye lookin at ye fanny

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Wit Bull

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.

He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!

by Chefspam March 11, 2017

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Wit Kettle

Wit kettle?

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?

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