You at the shoe store about to by one pair of J's but they got a sell for buy one get one half off. So, your homie tells you to take the sell. You respond by saying "That's whats witted!!! Good lookin."
by theone# April 15, 2011
one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong
by fred987 December 11, 2020
Typically refers to someone suffering from an illness with symptoms that include: being more interesting than other people, being irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex, making everyone around them jealous of their overall lifestyle.
by ernstan10 November 19, 2019
1: An individual who witnesses a crime who does not speak up out of the fear that either their family or themselves may be attacked in retaliation for speaking up
2: An individual who reports a crime, who chooses to remain anonymous when doing so to avoid being identified and forced to testify about the crime
2: An individual who reports a crime, who chooses to remain anonymous when doing so to avoid being identified and forced to testify about the crime
by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021
Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.
by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018
To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. March 03, 2012