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Witmer
1. One who licks his own feet for sexual pleasure, Or usually when he can't rub one out.

2. Witmer-Fest: Also known as 'Gay sex', But can also be used as an Adverb to describe the gay sex scenario that a 'Witmer' is envoled with.
'Dude, You Witmered yourself?'
by GlowFood August 21, 2005
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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German for Blacksmith. Used as a in the old german 16th century era. Also used for mess up, or any words used for mess up.
"lets go buy some swords from the Witmer". "Lets Witmer the place up".
In German it is said as "Vitmiar" (Vit-my-er)
by Sparky Airheart October 18, 2008
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