noun: A failed death ray.

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

the act of ejaculating a very long distance and your jizz travels in perfectly straight line at a very high rate of speed, destroying everything in its path.

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.