by BARON LASERS June 15, 2008
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.
She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.
by Zappoblappo November 26, 2013
the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.
i.e. diarrhea
i.e. diarrhea
by txba397 December 15, 2008
Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?
Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.
Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.
by HoboBullFrog April 14, 2011
1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.
2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.
2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.
by The guy from the place March 07, 2008
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012