The most epic Laser Baron that ever lived, he shoots lasers because he is Baron Lasers
by BARON LASERS June 15, 2008
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Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.
She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.
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the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea
An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.
by txba397 December 15, 2008
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The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.
Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.
by HoboBullFrog April 14, 2011
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1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.
I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.
by The guy from the place March 07, 2008
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When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012
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