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The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.
He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.
by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)
by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010
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To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.
Malik decided to get piss drunk right before finals and didn't even study, he failed the test the next day, he sure as hell didn't keep his wits about him.

Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.
by Zure the Dark Being April 16, 2013
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A quality that few here possess.
Have you read a witty definition on this site? Ever?
by VoodooToast! September 14, 2006
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Short for "with". See wit.
I'm wit' you.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
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