Bro, My friend bought a broken calculator off of wish

Me I'm buying some thing from wish
Them dont you fucking dare that's a Chinese scam

wish! i missed the bus!

Dib: Fake? It's not... Dad, nobody believes me, so I'm used to defending our world on my own, but I wish, just once, you'd have my back.

Prof. Membrane: Wishing isn't very scientific, son.

random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner

Me and my friend were wish boning last night and he got to make a wish

I need to do better on my finals so I went to the wish boy for a higher GPA