Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
by Pop Fizz May 06, 2008
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When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017
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A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 07, 2020
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by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017
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Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 04, 2021
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by Kickmyballsrealhard September 04, 2021
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When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.
by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018
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