Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
by Non-wipers of the world (NWTW) June 14, 2010
Wiping, Wiped, Wiper. The act of sliding, slapping or simply moving your penis across someone's face.
Jimmy proceeded to wipe his dick across Maratha's face wile spraying his man seed all over her face.
by KiLlEdByArAyGuN March 26, 2012
Hustlah: "YEOOO, I got That!"
Fiend: "What you got?"
Hustlah:"I got That Wipe"
Fiend:"Aiight say no More"
Fiend: "What you got?"
Hustlah:"I got That Wipe"
Fiend:"Aiight say no More"
by artifacthunter13 December 08, 2014
A term from paintball. To intentionally remove or wipe off paint after being eliminated from a game in an effort to continue to play.
by Paintball.Charon July 28, 2005
An offensive term usually used by teenagers to describe how annoying or autistic someone is at the moment.
by riderghost123 February 14, 2019
by RobbReport July 29, 2017
The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
by Moorebucks February 21, 2011