by talk2me-JCH January 26, 2021
A phrase used to warn that hard times are coming, usually after a period when it seems as though everything is going well.
May be used as a retort to excessive bragging.
May be used as a retort to excessive bragging.
"Look at me I just bought a Benz, my stocks are up, my girlfriend's hot, I got the promotion, and you got nothing."
"Yeah well.... Winter is coming, my friend..."
"Yeah well.... Winter is coming, my friend..."
by Winter Warlock January 18, 2012
An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt
Or
A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.
Or
A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.
As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months
by J-Mo October 14, 2004
A man or woman who wears flip flops and/or a t-shirt and shorts all winter long, despite temperature and amount of snow on the ground.
by The Noob Avenger December 05, 2007
1 ) The biggest ass-rape in military history. During WWII in Winter 1939 to 1940, The USSR declares war on Finland - a small country, very few men (25k), and hardly any vehicles. However, they manage to rape the USSR's 1.5 million men superpower of an armed force.
The war ended with a peace treaty between the two countries.
2) A slang when a small opponent beats a tougher force by a landslide.
The war ended with a peace treaty between the two countries.
2) A slang when a small opponent beats a tougher force by a landslide.
1 ) Don't fuck with Finland, they'll rape your army just like the Winter War.
2 ) Jimmy the small midget did a winter war on the big bully and got his money back.
2 ) Jimmy the small midget did a winter war on the big bully and got his money back.
by Military History March 07, 2010
1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bubblemuffin July 10, 2008
A girl who wears tank tops, halter tops, itty bitty mini skirts, booty shorts, etc. when it's 45° or less outside.
by Pebbles March 02, 2005