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a man on cam in an adult sex chatroom who will send an emoticon to a female to lure her to view his cam, where he is always m

A man masturbating on cam in an adult chat room who sends emoticons to women in the same room to get them to look at his cam.

Winkwackers usually grab their monkey and head up the mango tree, beating the little fucker like a rented mule.

Winkwackers aggressively masturbate on cam in sex chat rooms, usually do not notice the picture of their mother can also be seen on cam.
man "hey sexybitch123 is my cam working?"
sexybitch123 "you betta not b a winkwacker"

man - "hey look at me completemilf"
complete milf "yall better not be winkwacking"

man "who wants to see me cum on cam"
by bald biting beavers November 15, 2009
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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