Some one who happens to have toes ,or a toe, shaped like a penis, or a 'Winkie'. The toe(s) is often longer than 'normal' toes and the pad of the toe is thicker than usual.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.