The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised
"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"
"I'm down"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"
"I'm down"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"
by Mr. Sousa July 22, 2009
A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
by Nex Solo March 13, 2011
Somebody who preforms the reverse wingman must initially attempt to wing his friend. But after getting the girl warmed up and mentioning your friend, she has no desire to meet him, and takes interest in you. This is where she invites you back and you complete the move. Note: there should be little intent to get with the girl originally.
Guy1: "Hey buddy, can you wing me with that blonde over there?"
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman
by Blumpkin_Pie April 23, 2011
A friend who creates a dating profile, let's use Match.com as an example, to pose as her friend whom she would like to see in a healthy relationship.
Example: Tiffany, a devoted friend, is the definition of a catfish wingman, having created a match.com profile for her friend, Lauren, in order to nurture Lauren into a healthy relationship.
Also: Tiffany was a hell of a catfish wingman, she cat winged the hell out of Lance.
Verb: to catfish winged; Past: catfish winged
Additional example: This bitch catfish winged the f*** out of me.
Example: Tiffany, a devoted friend, is the definition of a catfish wingman, having created a match.com profile for her friend, Lauren, in order to nurture Lauren into a healthy relationship.
Also: Tiffany was a hell of a catfish wingman, she cat winged the hell out of Lance.
Verb: to catfish winged; Past: catfish winged
Additional example: This bitch catfish winged the f*** out of me.
by Everly Urgess May 12, 2015
-coined by Jed Wilbanks on February 22nd, 2010. A single man's friend who helps the single man hook up with women by giving him advice through the use of a bluetooth headset or other wireless device. Very similar to a wingman, the catch here being, that the wingman is not physically present, but still available wirelessly for confidence and support for the single man.
Single man-"Ok, she's sitting at the bar, drinking an appletini. What should I do?"
Wireless wingman-"Go up to her, and tell her that a pretty lady like her shouldn't have to be drinking alone."
Single man-"Alright, thanks man. You are awesome."
Wireless wingman-"Yes, yes I am."
Wireless wingman-"Go up to her, and tell her that a pretty lady like her shouldn't have to be drinking alone."
Single man-"Alright, thanks man. You are awesome."
Wireless wingman-"Yes, yes I am."
by he who wishes to be anonymous February 22, 2010
1. one of your bros who goes out drinking with you, gets plastered and then proceeds to crush any chance you have of sustaining a conversation with an attractive stranger for more than, say, 5 minutes.
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
by the_afflicted September 20, 2013
by The Devon! November 14, 2009