One of the worst universities in Canada, as it fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. Those who are dumb enough to get enrolled there and accept usually drop out and/or do nothing successful with their lives. Most of those who attend the University of Windsor are scared to move away from home and leave their parents, and/or are of the less fortunate as they cannot afford to study abroad. Those who attend the University of Windsor think they are the shit, but really will not get anywhere in life as the evil spirits of Windsor, Ontario have unfortunately sucked them in for the rest of eternity.
A professor from the University of Windsor came to my international boarding school to give a speech today and not one person showed up!

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I heard the University of Windsor is the worst university in Canada!

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Dude you go to the Univeristy of Windsor? How basic, you should transfer.
by BarbieBitch420 May 29, 2011
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A small place in Nova Scotia Canada. About 45 minutes away from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Windsor is the birthplace of hockey
Guy 1: i live in the Quebec, which is the birthplace of hockey.
Guy 2: you are a dumbass, Windsor, Nova Scotia is the birthplace of hockey
by hockey fan-09 December 04, 2010
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When you tie a regular windsor knot and leave it tied when your remove it from your neck. Leave it sit in the closet for approximately 1 month as it marinates and molds into its form of an obtuse style of an knot. Thus when you now put it back onto your neck and tighten it up, it is now a Jawnson Windsor Knot. You are now a member of an very exclusive and proud Tie Knot Club that only a select few can say they are part of.
Today at work, Pops seen my tie and said oh snappers, thats a Jawnson Windsor Knot!
by P-W-S September 15, 2010
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a school where a fat ass 300 pound lady screams at you 24/7 and shits everywhere.the teachers don’t know how to teach for shit and they smell like pure shit
Windsor Learning Academy sucks pure ass
by suck my crusty toes nigga October 19, 2019
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A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo
by CtDude7 January 13, 2012
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A school with ho’s, racist teachers, girls that not only ugly but can not twerk for shit, they break their backs at party’s. They all think they are cool, but they are not. Lots of white students. The school is just trashy in general!!!
Do you know that school called East Windsor Middle School?

Yea it’s that trashy school near broad Brook right?
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