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Windoze
Derogatory
internet slang
for
Microsoft Windows
.
by
ChibiTaryn
August 01, 2003
Get a
Windoze
mug for your dog Beatrix.
2
windoze
an
insult
of
Microsoft windows
.
"
Microsoft windoze
NT
4.0
"
" windoze sucks"
by
bob dexter
August 18, 2016
Get a
windoze
mug for your papa Callisto.
3
Windoze
a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to
RTFM
. The only feature that Windoze has that
Linux
doesn't is the
BSOD
, commonly seen by Windoze users.
Linux
is
a million times
better than
Windoze
by
I hate winblows
November 11, 2003
Get a
Windoze
mug for your dad James.
4
Windoze
To sleep
infront
of your computer after the
system
being down for several
seconds
.
Windows ME
started
lagging
, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named
Jeffrey
.
by
B-Drac
July 26, 2003
Get a
Windoze
mug for your father-in-law Manafort.