An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.

I have spoken.
Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.

Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.
by xlq January 12, 2007
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In my opinion, Windows is a fairly nice operating system that I haven't had any problems with since we installed XP.
by Alexi November 12, 2003
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Computer operating system. and BTW my winXP hasn't crashed since i installed it last year
by amrit September 15, 2003
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the worst operating system in the world. almost everyone either hates it or doesn't care as long as their computer works. most people use it only because they don't want to take the time to learn Linux or some other form of Unix or BSD. it's horribly programmed, way overpriced, and it freezes all the time. anyone who doesn't have it on their computer is smart
1. Windows crashes every time i move the mouse.
2. Windows users are jealous of Linux users because Windows PCs can't go more than 4 hours without crashing, and Linux can run for days, months, possibly much longer.
by NetRAVEN5000 November 11, 2003
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An opportunity.When one door closes, you can jump out the window.
Hey she took the window and made a fortune selling snax at the footy.
by Susy the Hot May 31, 2004
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a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.
A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"
by Linx_rulz September 10, 2006
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