The name of the operating systems made by Microsoft, which has developed from quite simple beginnings, into a more and more bloated and resource hungry OS. The reason 99% of people use it is because it's the only fucking thing available with good software/hardware support.

Each succesive release was designed to take advantage of the new and more powerful technologies available. Or in plain English, the extra bloat in the new version would require more powerful hardware, negating the extra processing power available and cancelling out the benefits of more powerful (not to mention expensive) hardware.

OS where the word restart is the norm. Also synonymous with "monopoly." Also characterized by slow startups, thus the term "win-doze," and known as a computer virus to Mac users, all 10 of them. Other terms used: POS, sucky OS, The rebootinator.

used in awkward silences to try and stimulate conversation

1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering.
2. An OS made by Microsoft, quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in India.

A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well.

approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...

An operating system that is quite easy to install and use. Crashes more often than not ('98 does anyway), but is generally a nice OS for people who want to use a computer AND have a life outside of the house at the same time.

when something is casually thrown out of a window, usually an item of value such as a rolex, or blackberry. Or maybe even a container full of bouncy balls. Pretty much anything you can find, shoes, maps, even plastic dolls. It doesn't matter, everything's better once you fucking window it.
Often used when describing a mental out of control party thrown by an amazing girl.