by gimme the money April 15, 2016
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One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.
For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
by Teslarossa November 16, 2013
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Microsofts newest operating system, much faster than Windows XP but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being crap
Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more
by VistaIsAwesome July 28, 2008
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Windows vista is a 32 and 64 bit OS made by Microsoft
fuking laggy if your computer is suxorz, but the n00b think they can put windows vista on a fuking old pentium 233 with a 2X CD-ROM drive, are just fuking noobz!
fuking laggy if your computer is suxorz, but the n00b think they can put windows vista on a fuking old pentium 233 with a 2X CD-ROM drive, are just fuking noobz!
n00b 1 : Hey dude watch i bought windows vista let pump my computer!
n00b 2 : that cool, now your computer is brand new!
guy that know comp : heuu guys, you cannot install this on your shitty comp, first you have a CD-ROM drive asshole, second it a fuking pentium 233!
n00b 3 : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WE WILL INSTALL VISTA NOT 95!!
guy tat know comp : wow you guys fuking noobz
n00b 2 : that cool, now your computer is brand new!
guy that know comp : heuu guys, you cannot install this on your shitty comp, first you have a CD-ROM drive asshole, second it a fuking pentium 233!
n00b 3 : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WE WILL INSTALL VISTA NOT 95!!
guy tat know comp : wow you guys fuking noobz
by AthlonZ May 01, 2007
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microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!
by Just Shut Up February 08, 2009
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Best Microsoft Operating System ever. It works, it doesn't crash. And doesn't force you to outdated like OS X. Windows Vista, Operating System that was created by Microsoft. Takes the best bits of XP, and makes it better.
by Tpavra July 10, 2008
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The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."
Bob: "Why?"
Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."
Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."
Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"
Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"
Jon: "Whats that?"
Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."
Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."
Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
Bob: "Why?"
Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."
Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."
Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"
Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"
Jon: "Whats that?"
Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."
Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."
Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
by Miryam Websta February 08, 2009
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