my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).

We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.

New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.

The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.

The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out

lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.

I love playing Worms Armageddon, but this computer sucks at anything else i try to do.
:(

Fuckin Blue screen!
Worthless Windows ME POS!

Person 1: Dude, I fucking hate Vista nothing is compatible with it.

Person 2: At least you don't have Windows ME giving you the BSOD every boot.