by Nik1000 April 29, 2016
The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!
by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014
by The Little Carrot Who Could May 05, 2016
A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.
by Windows10Hater June 29, 2016
GuyNum1: Have you seen the new Windows 10?
GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.
GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.
by VirusFirewall August 26, 2015
A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!
They'll know who you are!
They'll know who you are!
Gary dispensed a liberal helping of lotion onto his palm when suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows 10!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! October 03, 2015