The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.
Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)
by JackieCrimble February 03, 2020
Verb: Sex Act
To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"
"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"
"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"
"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear November 30, 2017
That scary, out of body experience when waking in the morning, still half asleep, to see the sheets around your crown jewels undulating up and down !!!
Yawwwwn !!! - Oh my ...... the sheets are undulating again - hope to fuck it's not another Wilson !!
by billybolge September 09, 2011
A sex move where the woman is menstruating, is on top riding the man, and goes to reposition herself and has to grab the cock to reinsert, thus getting blood all over her hand, reinserts and starts riding the cock again, proceeds to slap the man's face and yells "Wilson!" -a la the volleyball in the movie "Castaway" and continues riding the "waves" as the man will usually will start bucking.
by MsPennyP7 March 14, 2016
by Wiilllll October 22, 2019
A round disabled person with eyes in both watches. Travels primarily by mobility scooter or wheelchair. Persons called Wilson are employed by the British Army in FIBUA as they can see round corners, and formally by the RAF as aircrew due to their superb three sixty degree vision. Distinguishable by having a head like a cod fish.
“I’m just going to shine this light in your eye and please follow it as you read the wall chart behind you....yes you are a Wilson”
by Able Radar January 17, 2020
A round disabled person with eyes in both watches. Travels primarily by mobility scooter or wheelchair. Persons called Scotty are employed by the British Army in FIBUA as they can see round corners, and formally by the RAF as aircrew due to their superb three sixty degree vision. Distinguishable by having a head like a cod fish.
“I’m just going to shine this light in your eye and please follow it as you read the wall chart behind you....yes you are a Wilson”
by Able Radar January 17, 2020