If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.

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