Cliquey joke of a youth sports orginization. Cheerleading is the only thing they are good at. Wanna-bes of neighboring Burlington Pop Warner. Going straight to hell.

Expensive, mean to outsiders, and as long as you can get touchdowns or tumble you can smoke and drink all you want. All coaches and board members are townies to the max and let their children roam the pervert infested woods. These children are commonly refered to as Pop warner orphans. Coaches beat up parents and or drink with them. Mothers can be seen drink at Nationals.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy