The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

The Willy Vanilly is a sex act in which at some point while going at it you slip away and allow someone else to finish the job. When it’s over you flip the lights on and reveal it wasn’t you